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Remember that song from a few years back called "Big In Japan?" Linsey and her enormous hooters would be big anywhere on the planet! In fact, she is almost too big to stuff herself into this tightly-wrapped Asian dress, but we have come to expect close-to-ripping when it comes to Linsey's wardrobe. Just how snug-fitting is this outfit? Well, they don't make many items of clothing with a physique like Linsey's in mind. "I adore this dress, but you just know it would have been impossible to reach my hand underneath it and touch myself," says Linsey. "How awful would that have been?" Just tragic, Linsey. You made the right choice by taking it off. But leave those skyscraper shoes on.

You don't usually read the word "cute" when someone is describing the natural-busted bomber girl of magazine, newspaper and TV fame. But this week, how can you not just look at her in her polka-dotted cap and itsey-bitsey, teeny-weeny sexpot polka-dotted outfit and think, "Damn, what a cute chick?" Of course, calling Linsey Dawn "cute" doesn't mean that you shouldn't think any rude thoughts. After all, even the cutest of outfits on the cutest of women should be discarded as fast as possible and left on the floor in favor of naked, agile positions that require chiropractic adjustment and a hot bath afterwards. No, it doesn't matter how Linsey is dressed because there's always a powerful desire to see LDM quickly shed those threads completely and expose that firm ass, neatly trimmed bush and incomparable knockers. For those members who collect Linsey's print magazines, if you missed her latest in May '04 Voluptuous, click here to read about it in the LDM Store.

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